posting popular opiinions in a subReddit for unpopular opinions. It is virtually impossible for things like STEM, but even things like law or economy or any applied profession would require face-to-face communication with an instructor. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. Please instead consider taking online classes from the local community college and/or the state-public university, and preferably the program is accredited within the job industry. Your post must be an opinion. Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and the Yahoo Answers website is now in read-only mode. It’s a fucking joke. I'm in a situation where I have to go to school (state college) near my home (part of the reason is $$$ but the other part is I have working parents and they require my help with a special needs sibling). Which degree will be more helpful if you're planning on potentially becoming a college counselor: Human Services or Forensic Psychology? A lot of people get a non-working degree and then are in denial that they will get a job that will support them. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Get your answers by asking now. Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. One opinion. Despite letting them resubmit the fixed papers, only 2 (over 5 years, before I retired) ever took me up on it. The schools which are affiliated directly with brick and mortar universities are all right, in fact, their credits are often transferable to colleges within the university. You need time management, self motivation, and excellent communication skills to pass online classes. Be specific as to where you believe your opinion is unpopular. You're one person at the end of the day with your own shit to deal with. Not a showerthought. I mean it's a fluke. College jokes aren't just funny if you've been to college. Depending upon the program you are interested in, you can earn half or more of your degree credits in the online division, and practicums or other face to face requirements later. Tate. POSTS DIRECTLY ABOUT THIS SUBREDDIT ARE NOT ALLOWED. Most purely online universities are not as highly regarded as universities that have both in-person and on-line programs. Their course credits usually do *not* transfer to other schools, even if the for-profit school is regionally accredited. Online Colleges are higher learning programs and courses taken outside the traditional classroom through internet-based technology. Online schools that are regionally accredited, as opposed to nationally accredited, have the strongest reputation and offer the widest possibility of transfer credit and respect in the job market. Online classes are a joke. However, these seemingly pointless studies may be an exception to that rule. The degrees are the same as studying on campus, but things like University of Phoenix and Trump University, they’re all scam schools that no one will accept your degree as legit. No, this isn't censoring criticism, they're just overposted. Rendered by PID 14983 on r2-app-0da034706bb352271 at 2021-04-25 14:41:58.375030+00:00 running 0b4bd2e country code: JP. These jokes about college will make you and your friends laugh and maybe even your teacher. It’s the quality of your family. A college student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. Online quizzes and test’s simply require you to copy and paste the question into google and get the answer. [–]The_Zekta 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (3 children). . They take that shit seriously, [–]ObamaVoterTrumpVoter[S] 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (4 children). Across the pond I’ve never taken an online class that didn’t have online exams. Lots of people pursue degrees online today. It took me hours to read, comment, point out grammar/bibliography issues. The fact that you can get a masters degree or most of a bachelors completely online shows how fucking stupid college is. If it’s a real university with real campuses like UCLA or the like that are offering online degree programs those are legit. Hi everyone! Most of what you learn in college is useless. [–]AutoModerator[M] [score hidden] 2 years ago stickied comment (0 children). You can find a list of the topics and their respective megathreads in a post on the top of the sub. But trying to do an entire undergraduate degree online is a 2nd class route to take--just a crappy way to go. We’ve researched every accredited online college in the country to find the best online degree programs. [–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children), And you can cheat at either with relative ease, Last test I took was a certification exam (so not a class per se), but they patted me down and laser scanned my palm and made me empty my pockets inside out. Some flat refused to put on a cover sheet, every single time, even though I’d take off increasing points each time. Pay attention as we list the top 10 most useless college degrees. Unpopularity is a bit like an onion. You clearly have never done an online class. Its an area in which a prospective student must be very careful. You ever take online accounting? When it’s summer, what do college students who live in dorms do? On Monday morning, the teacher walked to the blackboard and noticed someone had written the word "penis" in tiny letters. The fact that you can get a masters degree or most of a bachelors completely online shows how fucking stupid college is. No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, or general bigotry. The ease of cheating in online classes vs physical class isn’t even close. Your opinion must be unpopular. Because of the flexibility and accessibility they can provide, they alleviate some unique challenges and barriers you may encounter. Not really. They're universally funny. Please have a clear, self contained opinion as your post title, and use the text field to elaborate and expand on why you think/feel this way. Not a question. Please try and elaborate on your opinion and justify your position. [–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (6 children), Online class : discussion boards, quizzes, tests. Physical class: in person discussion, quizzes, tests. I use Khan academy and it has taught me more than an entire year of physics and biology in school has. "Sounds great," the scientist said. 75% Upvoted. Any opinion that is not well thought out, incoherent, internally contradictory or otherwise nonsensical is subject to removal. College is not a complete joke. College does have its good points too though, it can help you learn disciplineand hardwork which can be applied to your own business (whether online or offline). Online universities cover a wide continuum from total ripoff to an economical alternative to a brick and mortar education. A college student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. Statistics I never opened the book. [–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago* (0 children). If your post is political and was not caught in the filter, please post it in the politics megathread at the top of the sub. Online schools that aren't considered a joke? According to a CBS News article, almost 75 percent of colleges now offer online classes. 126 of them, in fact! Graduation Rate: 44%. Some opinions are so inappropriate/offensive that they'll be removed as hate posts. Online classes are a total joke – asking what’s the point. It relies so much on the integrity and motivation of the student (which is often very low unfortunately) that they just end up cheating for the grade. Get an ad-free experience with special benefits, and directly support Reddit. Many online schools, however, are for-profit schools with a lower form of accreditation than traditional universities. I’ve taken some that actually made you work. Not a fact. A scam. [–]Tenny111111111111111posting popular opiinions in a subReddit for unpopular opinions 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (2 children). "Hey, boss, I've heard your speech so many times I bet I could deliver it and give you the night off." We get it, you all think this sub is garbage and is just for popular opinions, and you want to be funny and post "going to be downvoted to oblivion here, but I think racism is bad." Not really dude. Copy paste the test questions into google. Whether you’re looking for a specific major or the most affordable programs, we’ll guide you through the process. This applies for both your behaviour on the sub, and the opinions which you post. Generally speaking, online schools which are affiliated with traditional colleges and universities are safe. Enjoy these funny college jokes and puns. However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said: ‘A swan shan’t be friends with a pig.’. There are still colleges, like the University of Phoenix, that are almost exclusively online … See more ideas about admissions humor, college admission, humor. 21 Of The Funniest Jokes You'll Only Get If You’ve Taken Online Classes Recently. Well I don't mean joke as in "not worth time" or "not serious". The biggest privilege is not how much money you’re born into. And you can cheat at either with relative ease but most people have more integrity. My capstone course i never even bought the book. Not all online schools are disreputable, but many are. High expectations tend to yield high performance. © 2021 reddit inc. All rights reserved. Do you feel you have fallen behind academically due to online learning? Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. She quickly erased it and began her class. An opinion. Reddit is the most toxic social media platform on the internet. Graduating From College Is A Joke You wanna hear the punchline? Thanks! If your post is just one sentence it will be removed. I'm in my mid-40s and have managed to work in IT since I was a wee lad without ever having obtained a college degree. We also have school jokes. In the UK the Open University do arrange face to face meetings from time to time. If you are at a college that allows some coursework online, fine for a class or two if you find the in person one is full. With the pandemic, many schools at all levels are taught online at this time. In addition, future employers and/or colleges or universities may *not* view classes taken at a for-profit school to be credible. A SHAM. A big list of college jokes! Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond! Please make sure to upvote well written unpopular/controversial opinions, and downvote badly written opinions OR popular opinions. Still have questions? Be careful! It is a double edged sword. Get a practical degree. By Sarmad Amer | 7 Jul, 2020. Not a rant. I don't like referring to anyone's business as a joke, but in terms of the respect that the degree would command, most online degrees are not terribly useful. A famous scientist was on his way to a lecture in yet another university when his driver offered an idea. Degree options include clinical lab sciences, exceptional student education, and instructional design and technology. Those scandals involve both finances and academics. It’s a fucking joke. Please forgo those for-profit schools. These posts are usually, but not exclusively, those that target a particular sex, race, sexual orientation, etc, when the user in question is hostile, vulgar or aggressive towards said group. 9 out of 10 musicians make it big worldwide because they’re physically attractive in the first place and not purely because of their talent. Hello follow sysadmins! [–]ObamaVoterTrumpVoter[S] -1 points0 points1 point 2 years ago (1 child), [–]Tenny111111111111111posting popular opiinions in a subReddit for unpopular opinions 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children), [–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). San Jose State suspends Udacity online classes after students fail final exams. [–]satsugene 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (2 children). (self.unpopularopinion), submitted 2 years ago by ObamaVoterTrumpVoter. College Jokes. [–]satsugene 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). Please note that we are currently removing all political opinions as part of a trial period. Nearly 4 million of the country’s students participate in online learning. My grandson now attends college classes through his webcam, over which he can see and hear the professor and the other students. Not sure if you're from the UK or USA or elsewhere but in the UK if you study for a degree via distance learning, it's practically identical to doing one at a brick uni. Missing submarine is found, broken into at least 3 parts, UFC 261 fight ends instantly with horrific injury, LSU to ban ex-star, scrub him from record books, L.A. police fatally shoot man wearing body armor, History nerd discovers rare Barbie dolls in attic, Woman donated billions, then the scammers appeared, Playboy model wore her own lingerie for historic shoot, Poll on Biden's performance after 100 days, Fans hardly noticed country star's big catch, Former college star's NFL story serves as a warning. Online quizzes and test’s simply require you to copy and paste the question into google and get the answer. My advice, however, is if you're interested in an online degree, go with a University that has a physical campus as well, and offers online programs too. Plumbing is such an underrated invention. Most of them were just discussion boards, quizzes and test’s. ‘Then I shall fly on,’ answered the student with a smile. Here are 60 of our faves. use the following search parameters to narrow your results: Rule 1: Your post must be an unpopular opinion. My college uses proctorio for the big exams so that people cant cheat on online tests. When they got to the auditorium, the scientist put on the driver's hat and settled into the back row. There totally are some crappy online classes. Posts relating to highly popular topics aren't allowed outside of the relevant megathreads. That’s literally what online classes are doing. Clever Jokes That Make You Sound Smart. Jun 28, 2015 - Explore Climb to College, LLC's board "College Admissions Humor" on Pinterest. We enjoy the memes, but please keep them off the sub. 100% agree. 414 College Candy Did you hear me? Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember. But assessments are assessing your ability to understand a subject, which is not something that can simply be googled when put into specific context which distance learning courses are also extremely careful in doing. You are correct, however, that many college assignments (especially for those who have labs) cannot be done online. [–]The_Zekta 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (1 child). Not a proposal. Nov 28, 2016. Schools have known since March, or at least June, that they'd need to provide some level of online learning, but the online learning they're delivering just doesn't reflect that, Griffin says. I wanted to be more than a shill for the textbook company. and join one of thousands of communities. 10 Affordable In-State Online Colleges In-state students at each of these online schools can expect to pay a total cost of less than $21,000, U.S. News data shows. Those for-profit schools may also be more focused on "making a profit," rather than quality of education. The yellow Starburst is delicious yall are insane, Naturally extroverted people have it easier in life. It pretty much monitors your audio, webcam, eye movement, and your screen while you take the test. Perfect for anyone going to college, about to go or just graduated. We scoured the depths of the internet for the most peculiar, outside-the-box online classes you can take across MOOC sites like Coursera, Udemy, and EdX. Yeah everybody knows Google exists (also the more serious online colleges have tests proctored via webcam and/or screen sharing) but you're only hurting yourself. The trick is to get a degree that will get you a job and make a living wage. College Jokes and Puns. If you have a meta opinion, put it in the megathread. Online classes are a joke. "Why is it a joke, Tate?" You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page. You can clearly see the bitterness in my tone, folks. Watching a small Twitch streamer who is bad at video games is more entertaining than watching a big shot Twitch streamer who is great at video games. You have a professor/tutor/ lecturer that goes through all the same things that they would go through in an actual lecture and they have tutorials which they expect you to attend that function pretty similarly to seminars and they provide you with all the same resources a brick uni does and then assessments are exactly the same in how they evaluate you as a brick uni's would be, because they legally have to be. I've never personally known of any here in the UK doing any actual marked tests online at home. Question for college students. (Source: I work part time, far far less pay than full timers for the same work (just less hours) and get no benefits..... and one thing I do is facilitate a crappy online class I did not design and cannot control the content of...I also teach face to face and those courses are far better since I can control content, eliminate busy work, and make it interesting and worth learning). Some may argue that there's no such thing as a useless degree - any education is a good education including many degrees from online schools and universities. She turned around, but couldn't find the guilty face. I totally get what your saying in your complaint here. I had complaints to the chair or dean every semester about having to write papers in a CIS class. Or, to be more accurate, university funny. My thinking was that the worst thing that can happen is for a student to scrape by, snow an interviewer, but then get fired in 6 weeks because they are functionally illiterate or don't understand the technology. Rule 2: Do not post low effort/satirical/troll posts. You need to check with counselors to see the options for the program you want. Most just mail it in and use questions from a test bank that are readily found on google. In addition to expanding your educational horizons and enriching both your personal and professional life, pursuing college coursework or completing your degree is a smart way to recession-proof your career.. One of the most convenient ways for busy working adults to finish school is by pursuing a degree in an online format.. Online degrees have gotten a bad rap by some. When on a computer you can copy and paste the question into google and find the answer immediately. A subjective statement about your position on some topic. It's hard.what, have you taken one online class and suddenly become a genius? Elmhurst College. Discussion boards are just a big pass fail circle jerk. I have been stumbling upon a lot of online degree offers lately in google ads (probably due to my search history). Online learning has become hugely popular in recent years. Emma Kerr Feb. 2, 2021 [–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago* (3 children). [–]ObamaVoterTrumpVoter[S] 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (1 child). Whew you sound like one of those professors I would avoid at all costs. Located in the heart of Appalachia, University of the Cumberlands is an institution of regional distinction that offers undergraduate degrees in more than 40 major fields of study, along with several pre-professional, graduate and doctoral programs.
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